i just want to be friends with everybody without talking to anybody
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
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Requested by kingpeej.
okay excuse me a minute whilst i curl up in a ball and cry uncontrollably.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
(Source: iseeavoice, via wrappedupintheatmosphere)
(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via conoce-el-mundo)
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
(via deeasiandoll)
when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via jessicaerinhall)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
(Source: brennablueskies, via childofcolour)
“You shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you.”
Finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. But only them. Only they have earned it. No sadness for anyone else, at all, ever.
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